I saw a kid the other day with purple hair, tatoos, baggy pants (the total punk look) he had pins and rings in his ears, nose, lips, tongue and who knows where. I was standing with a friend of mine, who said to the kid "why would you purposely punch that many holes in your self?" The kid lit a cigarette and said he just likes being different "the more holes the better".
My friend pointed to me and said "as far as holes are concerned this guy has you beat". The kid looks me up and down blows out some smoke and says "yeah right" I held up my index finger which got his attention and said "keep smoking and you may catch up with me" pointing toward my neck. I took off my scarf, and the kid's jaw dropped. I put my scarf back on and said one word "cigarettes", and flagged down a cab.
